Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings · 4 June 2026 · 7m
Speaker 1: Morning and. Speaker 2: Hurd. No tears left to cry here on k in the mornings. We're going pranking. Speaker 3: Next. Speaker 2: I'm calling a very posh restaurant, very very posh restaurant, one that has like a Speaker 2: six month waiting list. It's got to be a special occasion if you want to Speaker 2: jump the queue. Speaker 4: Are you disturbing the peace? Speaker 1: Of course I am. Are you calling fame in the summertime? Speaker 2: No, you see, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that to a South African restaurant. Speaker 1: Respect your patriots, honorable. Speaker 2: I do have some sacred cats. Okay, So I'm doing it a very posh restaurant Speaker 2: in the UK. It can be very grumpy there, all right, that's coming up next. Speaker 1: Stop stop what you're doing. Speaker 5: Here is another world famous. Speaker 4: Crank from Darren Wackheads and exclusive to KFM mornings. Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is just me being a cretn. This is just me Speaker 2: being a troll. Speaker 1: Okay. Speaker 2: So the very very posh restaurant, as I said, this thing has like a six Speaker 2: month waiting list. They say, if you want to get in, then you know what,
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